Humor Monday Motivation Quotes & Memes

“Do or do not. There is no try.”

— Yoda

“Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done.”

“May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.”

“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.”

— Tom Wilson

“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.”

— John Wagner

“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.”

— Steven Wright

“I really need a day between Sunday and Monday.”

“Just once, I’d like to wake up on a Monday and discover that it’s actually Saturday.”

“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”

“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”

“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”

— Rebecca Gober

“Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.”

— Ricky Gervais

“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?”

“Monday: the day all my weekend plans go to die.”

“The worst thing about Monday is that it comes every week.”

“On Mondays, I pretend to be normal. But my coffee knows the truth.”

“Even the calendar says WTF after Monday and Tuesday.”

“I’d like to file a complaint about how fast Monday showed up.”

“A Wise Man Can Learn More From A Foolish Question Than A Fool Can Learn From A Wise Answer.”

— Bruce Lee

“When In Doubt, Go For The Dick Joke.”

— Robin Williams

“It is better to listen to a wise enemy than to seek counsel from a foolish friend.”

— Ali ibn Abi Talib (R.A)

“The Secret To Humor Is Surprise.”

— Aristotle

“Tricks And Treachery Are The Practice Of Fools, That Don'T Have Brains Enough To Be Honest.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.”

— Muhammad Ali

“An Intelligent Hell Would Be Better Than A Stupid Paradise.”

— Victor Hugo

“Only Two Things Are Infinite, The Universe And Human Stupidity, And I'M Not Sure About The Former.”

— Albert Einstein

“This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers it real. Then death comes like dawn, and you wake up laughing at what you thought was your grief.”

— Rumi

“You Can'T Deny Laughter; When It Comes, It Plops Down In Your Favorite Chair And Stays As Long As It Wants.”

— Stephen King

“When A Father Gives To His Son, Both Laugh; When A Son Gives To His Father, Both Cry.”

— William Shakespeare

“My Mission In Life Is Not Merely To Survive, But To Thrive; And To Do So With Some Passion, Some Compassion, Some Humor, And Some Style”

— Maya Angelou

“People Always Ask Me, 'Were You Funny As A Child?' Well, No, I Was An Accountant.”

— Ellen DeGeneres